Okay.  So anyway, and tested two weeks later or however long they took to test it.  And the blood alcohol that they actually find is often inaccurate.  Also, it does not prove blood alcohol at the time of driving.  Now, they like to tell you that they can tell backwards how much alcohol you had in your system using what they call a retrograde extrapolation with the Department of Justice scientists, which are just a bunch of overpaid idiots, that I know twice as much about alcohol and drugs and science as they do.  And I’ve proven in court many, many times.  If anybody wants to hear me cross-examine these idiots I have transcripts.  I have everything to prove it.

Oh, these people are driving me insane.  Department of – California Department of Justice.  Justice?  Really, you idiots?  Oh, I can’t take it anymore.

So where were we?  Oh, so the blood test is malarkey.  It’s all malarkey.  Don’t believe the hype.  Everybody, don’t believe the hype.  Oh, I’m just losing it over here with these tests.

Now, here’s the most important thing, and this is my advice.  Everybody, please listen to my advice.  Do not drink or drive with any amount of alcohol or drugs in your system.  My job is to represent people who have been charged with DUI as constitutionally required by the sixth amendment.  That’s my job, and that’s why my services are available because the law entitles you to me.

Now, in a perfect world you wouldn’t need me or my services because I don’t think anybody should drive with any measurable amount of alcohol or any amount of drinking ever because there’s no reason to.  And there are plenty of ways to make sure that never happens.

Most people will not take my advice.  Many people don’t take my advice.  But, again, if everybody took my advice or did what I recommend, you would never drink or drive with any amount of drugs or alcohol in your system. 

And we’re putting up a website right now.  It’s designed by Evan.  You can find him at evanwebdesign.com.  A great website designer.  He does all our websites for Dr. DUI.  He’s a website designer extraordinaire.  His work is amazing.  And if you give Evan a holler he can set you up with a good website.

So Evan is going to have that site up shortly.  We work with Evan only.  He’s our exclusive website hosting provider.  He is our number one guy over here.  And he does all our work for us.  He’s really a great guy, and he’s the only guy we use.  And I would highly recommend using him for any website.

So he’s putting up a website that has information on how to avoid getting a DUI that I have been working on, and this is – the reason I’m working on this – Cutmaster Callum wants to know if I’m doing this if I’m a DUI lawyer, and that’s a good question.  Because I don’t want anyone to drink and drive.

Now, I have plenty of business.  I’m in very high demand.  I charge a lot of money.  It doesn’t matter to me.  I don’t care about the money.  There are a plenty of crimes that I could defend.  It’s just that most DUI lawyers are incompetent, and I do believe that people are entitled to a valid defense and a competent lawyer.  And most DUI lawyers are highly incompetent and are scammers and are just ridiculous – charge a ridiculous amount of money and plead people guilty.

And many people write to me, “Oh, I use somebody who said that they never plead guilty,” and that they do this and that and the other and that they don’t let friends plead guilty and all this nonsense.  Hey, guys, listen to me.  If someone does that, ask them if they’ve ever had somebody plead guilty ever.  Okay?  This is – people who actually really defend DUIs charge a lot of money.  There are great lawyers out there.  And by the way, anybody’s name I use is not authorizing it, so that doesn’t mean anything.

So there are great lawyers out here.  One of them says good lawyers aren’t cheap; cheap lawyers aren’t good.  And so if you’re paying a cheap amount it’s probably someone who is very good at filling out forms on how to plead people – how to plead guilty.  They’re very good at reading you your rights before you plead guilty, before the judge takes your plea and they take your money.

Okay.  We have a game we like to play here called Wake Up the Secretary and harass her and see if she uses foul language.  So let’s see if we can call her right now.  Let’s see.  Just one second, okay.  We’re going to use – we’re going to wake up the secretary.  Hold on.  This is a little fun thing that we do here at Dr. DUI.  Let’s call her up.  She’s going to think this is hilarious.

Oh, boy.  Wait till the office tomorrow.  She’s going to have all my clients called and sabotaged.

All right.  We’re going to take 15 seconds, reset the show, and we’ll play Wake Up the Secretary.  Take care.